Sunday, November 17, 2002

Twilight of the Superheroes"


Net legend, really -- been around and online for so long. I guess DC has officially requested its removal from private websites, but the usenet archive sees all and knows all. This here is Alan Moore's treatment for a super-mega-crossover series featuring major revisions to all the superheroes and their world. It remains apocryphal as well -- that's twice I've gotten to use that word today! -- since I don't have any outright verification that Alan Moore wrote it. The ideas suit those of Alan Moore at roughly that same period, so I've got no reason to doubt it entirely. And besides, it has some neat ideas -- many of which appear without credit in Kingdom Come, I gather. Now, there's no telling if they were cribbed for that story, and for that matter, there's no telling if they need to be credited: If Alan Moore really sent this in to DC, then they probably reserved every right to keep and use those ideas at some later point. The fact is, quite simply, I don't know. I don't know if it was plagiarism, I don't know if Alam Moore really wrote it, and I don't know if it even ever touched DC's hands. Whatever. It's a neat collection of ideas, and I present it as such.
World's fastest computer simulates Earth


Great. Now I'm even more confused. You know what we need is for that simulated earth to develop technology sufficient enough to allow it to build computers that can run a simulation of the earth.

It reminds me of a story I heard in school about some physicist type or something talking about the structure of the universe. He was lecturing to a large audience, and as he was speaking, an old woman got up and shouted "Bull poop! The earth isn't hovering in the middle of space! It's riding on the back of a giant turtle!"

The physicist/astronomer/whatever he was quite smugly said, "Ah, but what is the turtle standing on?" Without missing a beat, the old lady replied, "Don't get smart with me, sonny. It's turtles all the way down!"

It's probably an apocryphal story, but it's an amusing one. I hope you can see where I'm going with this, because I don't think I can explain it right now. If you don't get it, just go read Ubik or VALIS by Philip K. Dick.